Little pieces ............

It has come to my attention that people don't believe in the power of prayer anymore. Am not much of prayer either but my upbringing was heavily reliant on believing on a higher power, something in the lines of you don't have to see but you must believe but due to my lack of belief, there was a need for me to be convinced. Since am sure a lot of you need some convincing too, I will share with you this miracle that happened to this young lady who has been praying for a husband for seven years, three months and four days. 

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Facebook, twitter, my space among other social sites have become a way of  life for most people especially the younger generation. This does not mean a few of the older generation are not well versed with modern technology, probably because technology isn't ageist. Anyway, whenever you request someone to be your friend, or you decide to follow someone or whatever your social site calls the connection, always remember to lock your posts from them whenever you're saying something bad about them. These sites may cost you more than they should and if they cost you your job, believe you me the administrators will not pay your rent.

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It has come to the attention of scientists that the rate at which animals are evolving has become extremely fast. This is inversely proportional to the rate at which humans are evolving and it's scaring the hell out of scientists. The blame has however been squarely put on animal rights activists, circus freaks, zoos and animal orphanages who have made it extremely difficult for things to take their natural causes. By cuddling these animals, they have taken away their animal instinct which has being replaced with feeling and thinking. Carnivores no longer hunt as they are fed in the zoos, while the rest of them no longer have the fear of humans in them anymore.

It has been proposed that a media blackout for all animal friendly organisation be put into place until we are in a position to slow down the evolution of these animals. We don't want the situation to get to a position where we will be forced to speak monkey because the estate shop attendant speaks monkey. After the monkeys were spotted riding dogs, which means they are planning on converting mans' best friend, and bears teaching their kids how to dance, extreme steps are deemed necessary.

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Still on the issue of animals, airport authorities have complained that their sniffer dogs have started using drugs making it very difficult for them to do their jobs. The drug traffickers have devised a way of bribing the dogs with a little of the stuff they are transport in exchange for a free pass in airport security checks. 

Security forces are currently trying to decode the secret language between the drug traffickers and the sniffer dogs but they are still stuck with the middle finger sign. Anyone with any information regarding this language used is being requested to forward the same to the nearest police station. A reward of an out of jail free card for an entire year without having to bribe a police man or woman is on offer.

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And finally, EABL will be rewarding it's clients this weekend. Since the board did not approve the memo due to undisclosed differences i.e. who will take credit for the gift to the people, the employees have taken the initiative of doing it in an unconventional way. The lorry pictured below will have an "accident" sometime this weekend. You are therefore advised to keep your eyes, ears and phones open for any happenings in your area. If you spot this lorry and the "accident" does not happen in your town kindly inform a friend in the next town.

Am off to wait for the truck just in case it comes my way.

PS:

People of Southern Tsavo have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken elephants. Black elephants have been congregating along the tracks of the railroad tracks, where a train carrying hundreds of tons of corn derailed some time ago. The corn has fermented, and the aroma is attracting the elephants. "The elephants are actually intoxicated up there," said wildlife biologist Loren Mwatete.