Lovers Anonymous

“You wake up in the morning, walk to the bathroom, check the size of your dick in the mirror, and then take a look of yourself. Girls don’t love your face, or the fact that you’re good in bed, but money is really sexy. Nothing makes her wetter than the S500 you bought her for her birthday, or that beach house you take her for the holidays and most definitely, the no limit credit card in her purse. I do believe there is a possibility that she loves you too among others and other things but it’s not in my place to judge considering the situation is little sticky right now. I guess I shouldn’t have being carried away as I did, but you gotta admit, it’s pretty hard (hehehe……hard) not to.

“Let’s back up a little bit, where do I fit in this picture? Am an average guy, who really appreciates a nice frothy warm Tusker, and every once in a while (once a day or two I mean) the vodka, preferably in shots does me a great deal of good. I happen to love places where such delicacies are served, and so do sexually starved women. Am not saying yours is one of them, she did, and it’s my fault that I tend to take words at face value. I guess that’s probably why I suck at relationships, with the whole read between the lines thing not working great for me, although I do try. 

“Anyway, she’s hot, extremely hot, she burns holes through souls of men, mine included. There is a sensation that you experience if you take a straight double in what some people call “kwa gengor” or in layman’s terms, bottoms up. You feel your whole body tingle, down to your toes. If you take a few more in succession, well, those who’ve being there understand that it won’t kill you, but it just might hurt something, or not. But her, she’s specific. If you could concentrate all that sensation and aim it at a particular part of the body, the brain could literally trip, especially if that specific place is a soft spot, with no bone to soak in the pressure or pleasure, and the blood vessels just love the rush. She has a way of doing that, and she made prey out of me and when she asked me to honestly tell her what I thought of her, as she stood naked in front of me, I just couldn’t lie to her. She was, is a piece of work, and even if I was pretty stoned, I was right coz she was still super hot when she was riding in the morning.  

“Problem is, she has become an addiction and I haven’t heard of a rehab that I could go to. I have being trying to cut on my addictions which hasn’t being working the way I expected. Am not sure if it’s a good or a great thing but I think I might drop all of my other addictions and just stick with this one.”

“Thanks for sharing Jack. Anyone else would like to share.”

“Hello, my name is Mary, and am a lover.”