I guess free time is not necessarily a bad thing, with the all knowing dead people having convinced the masses the devil likes them idle it's going to be a lil difficult for a lowly being like a mortal to convince you otherwise. But then, even those who said it are dead, mortals, same guys who convinced you that Tom Dick and Harry are bad. Am not saying they were always wrong, coz in the process of giving you the wrong advice, they also said Gods way of showing us he loves us was via the refreshment of the working class.
Anyway, in my idle state I discovered a sure way of dealing with women, it's yet to be tested but expectations are high. Unluckily am not as lucky as the doctors thus lab rats are not readily available. This means I'll be forced to experiment on real people with an untested remedy hoping to prove myself right. If I had a few lab rats, maybe one male and two females, two because I'd need a bad lady rat and a nice lady rat to take notes on the effects depending on the type of woman I'd be dealing with. It would also be very helpful if the female rats had mood swings every once in a while in the course of the tests just to know the reaction on account of the mood.
Did you know that a frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again. Just thought you should.
So what did I discover in my idle state, the only way to deal with a woman is not to get her everything she wants, nor listen to everything that she says, and all those things that they say you should do. Just act like you can! You can buy her a few of her favorite things in moderation, use words that signal that she can keep talking as you listen, and whatever you do, make sure your day was not as dramatic as hers. It doesn't matter if you fought a lion outside the state house, and almost had a head on collision with the presidents jet on your way to Ivory Coast to successfully broker a peace deal between the feuding powers, shut up and listen.
If the above advice doesn't work and you end up loosing your private parts by your loving wife, or partner or whatever you kids are calling each other these days its very important that you remember, you don't know me!!
All this thinking has made me thirsty. Time to drink until Rihanna turns white.
Anyway, in my idle state I discovered a sure way of dealing with women, it's yet to be tested but expectations are high. Unluckily am not as lucky as the doctors thus lab rats are not readily available. This means I'll be forced to experiment on real people with an untested remedy hoping to prove myself right. If I had a few lab rats, maybe one male and two females, two because I'd need a bad lady rat and a nice lady rat to take notes on the effects depending on the type of woman I'd be dealing with. It would also be very helpful if the female rats had mood swings every once in a while in the course of the tests just to know the reaction on account of the mood.
Did you know that a frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again. Just thought you should.
So what did I discover in my idle state, the only way to deal with a woman is not to get her everything she wants, nor listen to everything that she says, and all those things that they say you should do. Just act like you can! You can buy her a few of her favorite things in moderation, use words that signal that she can keep talking as you listen, and whatever you do, make sure your day was not as dramatic as hers. It doesn't matter if you fought a lion outside the state house, and almost had a head on collision with the presidents jet on your way to Ivory Coast to successfully broker a peace deal between the feuding powers, shut up and listen.
If the above advice doesn't work and you end up loosing your private parts by your loving wife, or partner or whatever you kids are calling each other these days its very important that you remember, you don't know me!!
All this thinking has made me thirsty. Time to drink until Rihanna turns white.
Seriously dude, you shouldn't try that
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ReplyDeleteVery brave of you Sergent to try and decipher a woman, but you're a few yards off the road to a womans heart, but very close to being hurt by one!! hehehehehehe
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